Starting Five for Monday

1. Bubba Watson

Wins the Masters for the second time in three years. 

2. Eat, Drink and Be Murdered

On Game of Thrones, cruel King Joffrey is poisoned at his own wedding. King's Landing police narrowed the list of suspects to "everyone but his mom."

3. Strange Brew

Milwaukee has won nine straight. We should remind you the Brewers also did this last April. Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.Milwaukee Brewers second baseman Scooter Gennett fields the ball past shortstop Jeff Bianchi on April 6.Bob DeChiara-USA TODAY Sports

4. More NCAA Union Talk

Northwestern football? Nope. Union College, in Schenactady, N.Y., outlasted powerhouse Minnesota to win the Frozen Four, a.k.a the NCAA hockey championship. Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.Union Dutchmen goalie Colin Stevens and forward Daniel Carr celebrate after defeating the Minnesota Gophers in the championship gameEric Hartline-USA TODAY Sports

5. "She knows I'm a terrible husband"

The Mad Men season premiere features the Don Draperest line of all time, as he flirts with a young widow (Neve Campbell) on the redeye from L.A.